Warmessiah's application.

[Warmessiah]

IGN: Warmessiah
Age: 11
Referral: my friend sebread
How did you hear about us?: my friend sebread
Experience: i am very experienced at minecraft i had it since 1.2 and i will pwn you guys if i am allowed on
Contributions: i am very good at minecraft and i can build and i can pwn people and make a good faction and i can do the loop de loop
Anything else?: cats

[Warmessiah]

Okay, guys. Just listen the **** up (Sorry if there are rules against using explicit language, but I'm going to be explicit now). I want to try out your server, not subscribe to it like you're my pimp. I don't know, or care, whether I can join the server if I'm not a member, but, to be honest, you're taking the **** if you're going to put these application procedures in. They don't actually add to the standard of the community, as my friend Sebread complained to me, and if you're going to accept every sod who applies, it's no point going through with this.

This application is in no way an indicator of my attitude on the server or the forums. I'm an experienced, well-read, mature, sick twisted ****, and if you're not going to late me onto the server, that's fine by me. Just don't patronize, you fools.


Also, ponies.

[SeeBread]

I just wish to point out that this is a troll, and I have no affiliation with Warmessiah, and what he is saying is bs. It is one of the more eloquent trolls, but a troll, nonetheless.

[SeeBread]

Although it would be nice if we didn't let through some of the more moronic applications...such as this

[Lauderish]

What is this, I don't even...

[SeeBread]

Tell me about it...

[Spongemd]

Was this truly necessary?

[Not_Warmessiah]

Wow. This guy seems like such a troll. I hope people like him get banned. Eurgh.

[RedLevel32]

SEBREAD IS A DOUBLE AGENT. KILL HIM.

*Kills Warmessiah*
Woops wrong person