And for you American folks who have no idea who Boris Johnson is go look him up or.. or... I'm not quite sure what I'd do.
That is the last thing you should do, DO NOT look him up. Don't do it.
Look him up. Do it. *Stares deeply into your soul*
Ok Red I trust you...
*Googles Boris Johnson*
*Finds wikipedia link and looks at massive amount of information*

Its not worth reading
Call me lazy if you wan't
Don't listen to this man, he is a loose cannon. This is not even close to the real story line!
In reality, you will go to KFC twice more.
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Good.